Eitan decides to bake one cake a month - pictured, May : double layer yellow cake with strawberry jam and whip cream topping. Being Eitan, he makes a list for each month.
Me:
"Ok, Madeleine, it's 9PM. What does that mean?"Madeleine: "It doesn't make a difference to me."
Me: "Bedtime?"
Madeleine: "Yes. It doesn't make a difference to me."
Me:
Eitan, from the back seat, with Jack, on our way to a football match: "Just don't do anything to embarrass me, Dad."
Me: "Embarrass you? Why would I ever do that?"
Eitan: "Don't do that stretching you always do. Like when you sit down and point your arms out."
Me: "Why do you care?"
Eitan: "Just don't do it."
Me: "I'll do it if I want to."
Eitan: "Dad!"
Jack: "Does your dad always do stuff like that?"
Eitan: "I wish he wasn't my Dad."
Me: "You should be glad that I take care of myself. At least I'm not smoking cigarettes and watching TV."
Eitan: "None of the other dads are, like, lying on the ground and pulling their legs up."
Me: "Sorry, kiddo, you're stuck with me."
Eitan: "And whatever you do, don't speak."
Me: "Don't speak?"
Eitan: "Yes. It is embarrassing."
Me: "Well thank you for the feedback from the peanut gallery."
Eitan: "See?"