Little Black Dress
Young model, 3rd fl
In Selfridges I overhear:
Man: "Boy, do you serve ?"
Salesman: "Yes, I am here to help you sir."
Man: "Do you have clothes in fat sizes, for someone like me?"
Salesman: "We do carry extra large sizes."
Man: "Well let me see your Calvin Klein pants."
Salesman: "That would be that gent over there to help you sir. See, he is waiting for you."