Boots

Sonnet takes Madeleine to the David Hockney exhibition at the Royal Academy so I pick up the boy from school. I tell him : "anything you want to do" and he picks .. .Sports Direct to buy football boots. Father son bonding, dude.  He goes for the red Nikes that wazza wears but unfortunately they don't have his size.  Me, I show some unusual restraint, and walk out without another pair of Gazelles.