Diamond Jubilee
Me: "So what makes a house valuable?"
Madeleine: "Not this again."
Me: "Seriously. You may want to buy a house one day, so why do you think they are so dear?"
Madeleine: "Because they've got plumbing?"
Me:
Madeleine: "What's so funny Dad?"
Me:
Madeleine: "I didn't want to have this conversation anyway."