Specs

I have received, ahem, a little bit of grief from Sonnet and everybody regarding my new glasses which, Dear Sister, I picked out myself. Yes, they are big, black and clunky. As Adam says, "even George Clooney couldn't make them look good." Well, they aren't really meant to look good but rather to be noticed. After 12 years of wearing the same innocuous peepers every day I decided it was a time for a change. My little mid-life crisis along with road rage. And noticed they are - I have attracted unusual concentration from younger kids, middle-aged men and even the local mums who are probably assessing weather I am dangerous. So be it. I like them and Barney's has validated my style: the dog wears my exact pair on the cover of the Fall '08 catalog - pictured.